In honor of O's manager Dave Trembley getting tossed last night, I felt like this needed to be posted again.
I'm still trying to find video of the Trembley tirade.
I'm just like that guy at the end of the bar, only I know what I'm talking about.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Earl Weaver gets pissed
Managers Corner
The other Earl classic I have probably already posted, but it is too much fun not to post again.
NSFW, people! You HAVE been warned!
Friday, April 24, 2009
- To everyone freaking out about ticket sales for the Preakness being 12% below last year, maybe it has more to do with the general state of the economy than the lack of being allowed to bring in outside beverages. But with that being said, do you really think this is the year to ban booze and charge people $4 for a bottle of water? You wonder why the company is going bankrupt...
- To the Baltimore Blast - congratulations on ANOTHER championship. It doesn't matter what league it is or who the competition is, you keep on Celebratin' those good times.
- To all my rabid fans...the NFL draft is tomorrow and Sunday, so you can count on me being here next week to cover what went down, who got drafted, who got traded, and what we can expect from that. And this year I am planning on looking at not just the Ravens' draft, but the AFC North competition, and possibly the entire league. Aim high, baby!
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Friday, April 03, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
- Players hate preseason
- Owners aren't THAT fond of it either
Friday, March 13, 2009
Friday, March 06, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
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Friday, February 06, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
RB – Jalen Parmlee
TE – Scott Kuhn
DT – Kelly Talavou
LB – Edgar Jones
LB – Jameel McClain
LB – Robert McCune
S – Darren Stone
PK – Steven Hauschka
The only ones worth giving a thought to here are Edgar Jones, Jameel McClain, and Steve Hauschka. I think all three will be tendered. The other ones are special teams players and have not made any impact in any games. Except of course for Mr. Darren Stone. He is the schmuck that got the personal foul penalty on the Ravens possession late in the 4th quarter. The one after the Ravens had scored another touchdown to make it 16-14, then held the Steelers to a 3 and out. And THEN taken the punt back to the 40 yard line. With about 5 minutes left we were approximately 30-35 yards out of field goal range, with the wind at our backs. If any one play changed the game for the Ravens, it was moving from the 40 to the 12 (if memory serves, that is where the drive wound up starting from). A couple of plays later, trying to force it on 3rd down, Flacco threw the game icing interception. I have the feeling he might be looking for other employment in the near future.
So that is the ones who don't really have a say. Now for the ones who have about a half of a say, the Restricted Free Agents or RFA's)...
RB – P.J. Daniels
WR – Demetrius Williams
WR – Marcus Maxwell
TE – Quinn Sypniewski
DT – Brandon McKinney
CB – Derrick Martin
CB – Evan Oglesby
S – Dawan Landry
P – Sam Koch
These are players whose contracts have expired and who have less than 4 years of accrued service time. The team must tender the player with an RFA offer. Once done, another team can sign the RFA to an RFA offer sheet for any amount or with any terms that they choose, but the Ravens then have 7 days to match that offer sheet and retain the player under the terms of that offer sheet. There have been cases recently with RFA players being signed to contracts by other teams with poison pills in order to make the original team unable to sign the player. Look at Steve Hutchinson for an example of this. If the Ravens were to choose not to match the offer sheet, then they would receive compensation based on which level of RFA tender was made to the player. In other words, if the Ravens gave Sam Koch an RFA offer equivalent to a 2nd round choice, then another team signed him and the Ravens could / would not match that other team's offer, than the Ravens would get a compensatory draft pick in the 2nd round.
As far as signing these players, I look at Koch to be the most important signing. I know he is a punter, but he is one of the better punters in the league, and the way this team plays the field position battle is always important. Koch is excellent at placing the ball inside the opponent's 20 yard line. He has the ability to control his kicks a lot more precisely than the majority of punters out there, and punter's offer sheets are not cap killers. After that, Daniels and Maxwell are pretty much expendable except for special teams play. The rest contribute on offense and defense and I look for the team to make quality offers to all of them.
So there isn't much here to talk about. Most of this is cut and dry stuff. So next time we will get into the imagination game and look ahead at what the team needs and where they might get it. Also, who on the team that IS under contract that might not be here when training camp starts.
And coming soon, the BSR MLB PREVIEW POST!!!!!!! Get your peanuts and Crackerjack ready.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
OC – Jason Brown
LB – Terrell Suggs
LB – Ray Lewis
FB – Lorenzo Neal
S - Jim Leonhard
TE – Daniel Wilcox
CB – Corey Ivy
LB – Bart Scott
OT – Chad Slaughter
PK – Matt Stover
WR – Terrence Copper
QB – Kyle Boller
QB – Todd Bouman
This list is a combination of need and signability, and also cap ramifications. I have a feeling that someone (probably Miami or Detroit) is going to make a big push to sign Jason Brown, but as long as his deal isn't a cap killer, the Ravens need to re-sign him. He is only 24 and he anchored a much better than expected offensive line last year. This OL has a chance to be something special for the next few years, and it would be a shame to see him go. Now, the Ravens DO get Marshal Yanda back, and his return as a starting guard would allow the team to move Chris Chester to center. But Brown is somewhat undersized at 6'3" and 320 lbs. Chester is 6'3" and 305 lbs. Both have good technique, but are susceptible to being bull rushed. I don't want to have to keep the RB or the FB back for max protect all the time, but of the two, Brown has better technique and could easily put some more muscle on his frame without losing any of his quickness.
I put Suggs ahead of Ray Lewis for one reason. Suggs is 26 and in the prime of his career. He is a hybrid DE/LB who can rush the passer and drop back into coverage. Basically, he is the game changer that Ray was back in 2000. That is not to say that Ray is not a very good player. But Ray is not the same player he was 9 years ago. He couldn't be. His position is too violent. He has lost a step, but compensates for it with his film study and his knowledge of how the game flows. He can read a play as well as if not better than anyone who has EVER played the game. And that might be even more impressive than his still quite formidable physical skills.
Of the 3 LBs that are UFA's, that leaves Bart Scott out of the loop. Now if he (as well as Suggs and Lewis) were to subscribe to the idea that Terrell floated out to the world the other day then a lot of things could change. But looking at it from cold, hard reality, Scott is the odd man out. I think he signs with the Jets, or as a consolation prize to the Cowboys if their push to sign Lewis fails. If Lewis or Suggs (or God forbid BOTH) DOES bolt and he is still available the Ravens will snatch him up pronto (unless HE decides to follow one or both of them. All three are close friends on AND off the field, and that could help or hurt the Ravens' chances of signing them depending on how the dominoes fall).
Neal, Leonhard, and Wilcox are all vital cogs that keep the team moving, and none should blow the market open to the point that signing them isn't economically viable. Neal is invaluable as a leader in the huddle as a safety blanket for both the RBs and for Joe Flacco. He is a 16 year veteran who still brings the pain every time he steps on the field. Nothing on the field surprises him, and his emergence on the team coincided with the team going on a major hot streak. The combination of him, LeRon McClain, and Haloti Ngata on the goal line offense is nigh unbeatable. Leonhard offers solid play in the defensive secondary as well as good hands and better than average punt and kick return ability. Wilcox is a decent blocker, but more importantly, Todd Heap has not had a good season in a couple of years. It could be injury and it could be that he is no longer a front line starter. Wilcox is no Tony Gonzalez, but he will do at least as well as Heap has been doing recently, and is a better blocker and gunner on special teams.
Stover is a special case. He is worth keeping strictly from the standpoint that kickers as a rule do not cost that much against the cap and he is a fan favorite. The only negative I have with keeping him is that the Ravens also need to keep a kickoff / long kick specialist, and that is a valuable roster spot. But it is worth it from the standpoint of what he means to the team and to the fans.
Boller is above Bouman only because Boller is a really good man who has been nothing but a stand up guy who took more punishment (both on and off the field) than any one man should have. But we have 2 good QBs and he is going to want to be able to compete for a starting job, and there will probably be someone somewhere that will be willing to give him a shot (again, the two most likely culprits will be the Jets or Detroit).
Any other name is just there because they are an UFA and to keep them would add depth to the team with players familiar with the system that we run.
Next post, I am going to look at the other players that could move, and the consequences for both the Ravens and the team that signs them if it is another team.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
I watched the Rams, the Cardinals, the Oilers, and the Raiders (twice no less) move. I watched the Bengals and the Buccaneers (as well as the other aforementioned teams) use Baltimore as leverage to get the deals they wanted from other cities. I did not hear the moral outrage when these teams shuffled across the map. I did not hear the fans in the new cities being spit on and cursed to. When the Rams moved from LA to St. Louis were the fans in St. Louis immediately vilified for having the audacity of rooting for the Rams? If they were, I sure don't recall hearing anything about it.
I watched the NFL try to shove the Redskins down our throats, thinking we would start rooting for them like good little minions. We said no. We rooted for a USFL team (that moved here from Philadelphia, but no one cared about that). We rooted for a CFL team (and the NFL wouldn't let us use name "Colts" because they knew that name was valuable).
I watched this city sell out a meaningless NFL pre-season game between the Saints and the Dolphins in 93 minutes (I still have the ticket stub). I watched the NFL put a team in Charlotte and another in Jacksonville and ignore us again. I watched as the Irsays, who as a condition of the city of Baltimore dropping their lawsuit to stop the Colts from moving to Indianapolis, agreed to vote in favor of Baltimore getting an expansion team if one was to become available, vote for Jacksonville instead of Baltimore. I watched as Tagliabue told us to take the money that was set aside for an NFL stadium and go build a museum with it.
I watched this city and its fans jump through every hoop imaginable in order to get a team the right way, and I watched this city get pissed on at every opportunity by the NFL and the other teams and cities.
Do I like the way that Baltimore got back into the NFL? No, no I don't. Do I think there was any other way we would have gotten back in? No, no I don't.
But I do think we as a city and as a fan base have paid whatever dues we should have paid in the vitriol that has been heaped on us for the last 12+ years, and we have paid more than we should have paid. Where was the hatred for Indianapolis when the Colts were taken from us? What happened to the promise made by the Irsay family that if and when Baltimore got another team that we could have back the name and the colors, then watch as the Irsay's tried to commit highway robbery for STARTING the bidding at $25 million? No matter the reason that Cleveland got to keep the name and colors, the fact is that they did. The fans of the Browns don't have to go to Canton and see Otto Graham listed as being a Baltimore Brown. We have to see Jim Parker listed as an Indianapolis Colt. And no matter WHO you root for, that sucks.
I could go on for another 9 or 10 paragraphs on this, but it doesn't matter. The minds have been made up long before reading this are not going to change. The Baltimore Ravens are going to be the team that everyone else likes to shiat on to make themselves feel better. I have to shake my head at it and sigh, because there is no longer any other way to react to it. I cannot keep getting mad at all the hate, I just have to shrug my shoulders. So go on hating us and cursing us and spitting at / on us if it makes you feel better. We're pretty much used to it by now.
Win or lose tomorrow, I will still be a Baltimore Ravens fan on Monday. If you don't like it, go fark yourself.
Friday, January 16, 2009


Thursday, January 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
- Get Ray Rice involved. Ray Rice brings an element to the offense that nobody else can bring. He is small. He is compact. He is explosive. He is a great safety valve on offense. Get him involved with some screens and play action passes. Let him get underneath the coverage (in the spot in the zone in between the line / linebackers and the secondary), get him the ball with some space and let him make some people miss.
- Get Flacco going early. The Steelers are going to commit to stopping the run. The run is what makes the Ravens' offense go. The only way to keep the Steelers offense honest and open up some running lanes is to get the passing game going so that the Steelers cannot put 7 and 8 men in the box. And not just deep down field, either. Quick slants, screens, crossing patterns, up and ins...make the Steelers drop the linebackers back into coverage and THEN Pound McClain and McGahee at them. Short passes, continuing to control the clock and keep the defense off the field as much as possible (because they NEED to not be on the field for 35 + minutes again like they have the last 2 games).
- Clayton and / or Heap HAVE to step up. Derrick Mason is having a Pro Bowl caliber year, but he is hurt, and even with 2 arms he cannot do it alone. Heap needs to claim the middle of the field, and HOLD ON TO THE BALL when he catches it. If he is EVER going to regain his old form, it needs to happen on Sunday evening. Clayton needs to not only catch some short passes, but also burn down the field, even as (or maybe even ESPECIALLY) as a decoy to clear out the middle third of the field, as well as the underneath routes. Make the safety move to his side and clear out some space.
- Contain Roethlisberger. "Big Ben" kills you by getting out of immediate trouble, extending the play with his legs by getting out of the pocket, then finding an open man who has broken contain (because you cannot expect a DB to keep a guy covered indefinitely. It is impossible in a react position to always react 100% correct to a deke or cut move). Keep him in the pocket, and when you get him in your arms, TAKE HIM DOWN.
- Don't break contain. The reason the Giants were able to gash the Ravens' defense is that the Ravens broke contain and did not stay in their assignments. Then, when Brandon Jacobs cut back there was no one there to stop him. I know the Ravens defense is predicated on getting to the ball, but if you get sloppy / overanxious you will get burned. Keep Willie Parker running east / west instead of north / south, let him string it out looking for a cutback lane, but DO NOT give it to him. Eventually he either runs out of bounds or right into your arms. Then you have him and you put the Steelers in 2nd or 3rd and long, and that is when you can goad them into making a big mistake and possibly get that turnover.
- Don't let Hines Ward get in your head. Hines Ward is one of those players that you love when he is on your team, but if he ISN'T on your team you can't stand him. He has a smirk on his face after every hit and every catch. And then there are the shots he dishes out. Are they illegal? No. Are they dirty? That is another question. If he is in the path of a play, he has every right, in fact I would expect him to try and take out the man across from him in whatever way the rules allow. But to lay a guy out with a crackback hit from the side when the opposing player is following the play and they are not involved in the play itself? Calling it dirty or cheap is close. I would call it shady. Either way, it smacks of being a punk. Like I said, if it is part of the play as it unfolds, that is what the game is. But when it is 20+ yards away and the player is not full speed engaged in trying to make themselves part of the play, well...it is crap. But that being said, if you let him get into your head and cost the team a penalty or two (or worse, get thrown out of the game) then he wins. And the Ravens cannot afford to lose any one on one battles, because their margin of error is too fine to allow that to happen.
Monday, January 12, 2009
- sad
- mad
- pissed
- pissy
- grumpy
- other random dwarf
- bummed
- et cetera
